A year or more ago, the French Chef at La Posada told me of a trip he’d made that he thought I’d enjoy, “Larry, you must go to see zee Bisti Badlands,” he told me. It’s quite a way, nearly to Farmington, and there have been many closer destinations, so it went on the back burner. Night before last, my resolve suddenly hardened and I decided to go for it. Turns out to be right at 200 miles from Santa Fe, and it made quite a day of it, but very worth it. This is also a perfect example of my need for a day-trip car - the 4Runner - and it worked out very well.
You’ll go south down I-25 to Bernalillo, then west on Hwy 550 toward Farmington. Hwy 550 is a beautiful drive in its’ own right, well worth a side trip, with constantly varying, spectacular cliffs and formations for many miles. Past Cuba (I learned from Cubans in California that it’s pronounced “KOO-bah,” but these Hispanics in this country call it “CUE-bah” which is more natural for English speakers. Dunno why. KOObah is a hard habit to break) Anyway, I digress………north from Koobah, past Nageezi, past Blanco to Huerfano, (Spanish for orphan) named after a big, solitary mountain there. Watch closely to the left (south) and take the 7500 road all the way to Hwy 371, about 25 miles of sometimes washboard-y dirt and gravel road. Toward the end there are a couple of viewpoints where you can look out over the Bisti Wilderness…………..

This is neat, but gives absolutely no idea of what you’re in for. Entrance to the Wilderness Area is just about straight across by the foot of the distant mountains. So, fine, drive all the way over there, park in the designated area, and start walking. Believe me, as I said before, and especially here, take lots of water - and drink it. It does you no good in the pack, and you will dehydrate very fast in this high, dry air. As always, I turned on the little eTrex GPS before I started and stuffed it into the shoulder strap pouch…….but I forgot to set a waypoint for my starting point ! ! !
Walking down a wide, flat flood channel, it doesn’t look like much ahead, but there are formations to the left (north) that look interesting. You guessed it - there’s a fence………..

This got increasingly frustrating, so I walked over to a close spaced pair of fence posts and found where many people had crossed over before me, soooooo…….over I went. Right by power of numbers, right ?? Right away things started looking better………….

and better…………

Actually, maybe not “better,” but certainly different. Lots of variety…………

And FENCES ! ! ! Nuther one in the shot above. This whole country is criss-crossed with fences. These people must be fence-compulsives. No wonder people just go over them at will. No idea of the point of all of them, but they’re sure there. Formations change as you go, and there are many variations on this plate theme………..

……….and on the post and cap theme………….

Now, ahead, it’s starting to look like some serious formations………….

But 1st you climb. I thought for a moment these were petroglyphs on the rock, but it’s only from boot toes. this is far too soft to hold petroglyphs. In the winter-time in colder climates, wet dirt will sometimes freeze with a kind of crumbly, spongy texture that “almost” looks solid, but an experienced eye can tell. That’s what this whole area is like……covered with about a 1″ layer of this crispy coating………..

This is about the area where I stopped to look at the GPS to get my bearings……..and the fool thing was OFF ! ! ! Off. How the hell ?? Well, it’s certainly off now, tho’ I clearly remember turning it on at the car. All this way, I’d kept loose track of the sun behind me and behind my left shoulder, so I had an idea of about where I’d come from. Yeah, right ! ! ! Then, too, I’ve spent Many Years hiking in all kinds of country, so it’s easy, right ?? The car’s right over……there, right ?? You bet. Go for your hike, Lar. Of course, I turned it on again, and it did stay on. I dunno………
Once up on top, WoW ! ! ! This is looking about N to NW now…………

See the little stepping stones on the left wall ?? They make a handy walkway, but great caution is needed. The crumbly coating on the surface is treacherous underfoot, which I learned, and the crumbly coating strips skin off’n knuckles very effectively, which I also learned.
Keep moving fairly quickly, and brace a foot lightly against the wall in the larger gaps between stones. Fun. It’s not far - only 2o feet or so to the bottom, but it’s much farther than I want to fall, away out here…………

More plate formations………….

This goes on forever, and after a while I climbed a higher point and it was a full 360º as far as I could see. Unfortunately, this format doesn’t permit the 10 picture panorama I took while up here, but these pics should give a good idea. Looking in the distance, I figured I needed to go to where the mountain in the distance about meets the right edge of this next shot. I was pretty high up, so wanted to start down, too…………

On the way down, I got to looking at some of the formations, and it dawned on me that it’s petrified wood. Everywhere…………..

Once I’d noticed it, there was petrified wood in the same level of strata everywhere I looked. Must’ve been a tremendous storm, volcano, earthquake………something………to knock over a whole forest at once, all those millions of years ago.
See that little knob on the peak right in the center ?? That was like a guidepost for a long way. The 3 pictures above were taken from that area, and it gave me a reference while down in the maze…………..

More plates……………..

………..and more……………..

I’d been having a grand old time, leaping around from rock to rock, but now I was slowing down & tiring a bit, and getting sunburned, too, so was watching more closely for the exit sign. Uh, seem to have gotten myself into a spot here. It’s endless……………

That ol’ mountain in the distance don’t look noooo closer, and I been going a loooong time.
Remember what I said about the crumbly footing ?? Hadta be careful. Once again, this is no place to get hurt…………

Finally, a way out…….I think. It’s NW instead of SW as I wanted, but it couldn’t be too far around……..could it ??………….

On the map, I’d noticed a notation just by the “Bisti” marker, of an abandoned coal mine. “Hmmm…………wouldn’t that be neat if I could find some coal,” I thought ?? Well, looky here, what ol’ Lar found. I “think” this is coal, but it’s crumbly and fairly soft…………..

“Yah, that’d be from weathering, you betcha,” I thought. Tonight, my neighbor, Don, put a piece of it on his BBQ - after he’d finished cooking on it, and yup, the piece of “coal” really is coal…………..

On down the trail, getting concerned now, tho’ there was plenty of daylight left, and I had plenty of water and energy bars. Around a curve, and away out here, in the middle of no-where, the pigs and slobs among us had been at it. A pickup load of trash ! ! ! Assholes……………..

From sun position and all, I figured I was south of the car, but to be sure, I climbed the highest point around and pulled the powerful Canon 10×30 Image Stabilized binoculars out of my pack. A very careful scan from far south to far north showed no car. Aha…..my IT friend, Robert, in Houston will certainly be able to call up the screen for the SPOT Locater, which was riding on the back of my pack. Hmmm………..no cell phone signal. Well, it were a good idea. The GPS, still working, showed Hwy 371 just over ½ mile due west. Just Beautiful. Some ½ mile…….

Seriously tired now, I had no interest in climbing this thing. The ‘Runner was parked on a several mile long gravel side road at the Wilderness Entrance, and if I got to the highway, which way to go ?? I’ve never gotten lost like this, in all these years, and it’s an awful feeling to turn around and see nothing but the same ragged terrain in every direction and I didn’t see another person all day. Not One ! ! ! I did do some things right - I had plenty of water and energy bars, as well as a large poncho for shelter and in case of rain. I always carry fire starting materials, etc. of that nature, but I was most definitely lost away out in the middle of nowhere.
Walking toward the cliffs above, I saw a rounded roof to the south about ¼ mile, so decided to swallow my pride and go and ask directions. Turned out to be a Native Methodist Church, and a couple of volunteers were on property - the only people in miles, and they only for a short time. They pointed me South ! ! ! instead of the north I figured on. OK, I hope they’re not fooling me, and I headed south. A long, footsore mile later I came around a curve and there sat the 4Runner, and was I ever glad to see it.
All’s well that ends well, but it could easily have turned ugly. I do carry the SPOT Locater (google it) and it does have a 911 feature that will call emergency personell and give them my exact location. If I become ill or in-capacitated, it’s a good thing to have, and is one reason I bought the thing, since I’m older now and hike alone……….but to use it to bail myself out of a mess caused by my own careless-ness…..?? Naw, I don’t wanna. I hope you enjoyed my little story, and take a lesson from my mistake.
Lar.
Santa Fe, New Mexico
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Posted: June 30th, 2008 under 08 New Mexico, 08-06-29 Bisti Badlands.
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